I did it! I did it! Minor plot flaw ironed out, words polished until they shine. Most importantly, I didn’t give up. Almost as important: no sock puppets for you. HAHA!
This is a complete aside, but somebody found this site by searching “poems about wombats”. Are you serious? That is so frickin’ awesome!
Stay tuned for a video attesting to my coolness in the future. Them’s the rules, O Wombat King. Rock on!