There are the necessary things in life. Food. Clothing, shelter. And then there are the things that just improve your quality of life. Like this: Hairy Gorilla Half Marathon and Squirrely Six Miles. No joke.
Now it isn’t feasible for me to fly to New York in order to be chased by gorillas, squirrels, chainsaw wielding maniacs and pirates, but man. I sure wish that I could.