I’m a fan of Facebook. My page is a mishmash of writers, the kids I grew up with, extended family, and people who have since become my family.
It is also the home of my Zombie Apocalypse team.
I stole this status from Kara McElhinny, and it made me laugh hysterically. It reads:
“Go to your profile. The first 5 friends in the sidebar are on your team in the Zombie Apocalypse. How screwed are you?”
My other friends, and especially my mother, aren’t so fortunate. I have some of the kindest, gentlest extended family that you have ever seen. Not only will they set a place for the zombies at the table, but they’ll crawl up and drape themselves generously on the dinner plate so the sweet zombies won’t have to strain anything in order to feed. I’ll miss my family.
For those who want to check in with me on Facebook without being subject to pictures of my super adorable children, I do have a professional page located here. Let’s hang out!