There Is No Hope For Me. Even when I try to be good and kick violence and evil in the face, the Universe is out to thwart me. It’s hopeless.
That’s the best fortune cookie fortune EVAR! I wish I’d gotten it. 😀
Come to think of it…I have this hazy, vodka soaked memory of forcing Confucius to write bad fortunes at knifepoint. Could’ve been a hallucination, but the pictorial evidence seems to speak for itself….
Oh my. I think there might have been a failure of translation involved at the fortune cookie factory.
They don’t pay those fortune cookie fortune writers enough. 😉
I think you’ve just been hired as a hitwoman.