Seriously. I didn’t know what to say. I still don’t.
Still, we saved this pumpkin from the unruly frat boy who would have done horrible, horrible things to it. I feel good about this. And since it was my darling four-year-old who chose this particular obscenity, I merely flipped it around and called it a heart.
This, dear ones, is called a spin. And it was a darn good one. Happy Halloween, friends. Be safe!
8 Comments on “When Your Child Picks the Most Obscene Pumpkin in the Patch”
You are a good woman Mercedes!
I HEART you,
Ardee-ann
Good save! 🙂
Happy Halloween. May your bag be heavy with candy.
Noooooo, Ardee-ann! Don’t HEART me! I’ll know it’s just a spin! 😉
Anthony, the neighbor kids hardly hit my Halloween Scrooge street. I have three bags of candy to finish off by myself. Yum!
Bring that candy over here tomorrow for the Illiterati World Domination debriefing (no relation to anything your suggestive pumpkin might hint at)
Hahahahahahaha! (Breathe) Hahahahahahahaha!
that is hilarious! (and totally awesome)!
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