I don’t even know how to start this post. It’s a love story. Once upon a time I was looking at the local shelter’s website, and I found a picture of a black bunny with terrified eyes. The shelter had saddled him with the ridiculously unimaginative moniker “Shadow.” I told my best friend, the Angry Ginger, that I had found … Read More
This is the tale of how I died. It was in November, because I had just voted in the presidential election. This little window popped up at the top of my Facebook account saying, “We hope people who love Mercedes will find comfort in the things others share to remember and celebrate her life.” Well. Well. I guess I’m dead. … Read More
Brothers and Sisters, we have gathered together this day to celebrate the passing of the illustrious Ruby Woo red lipstick. Alas, we hardly knew ye. But Tiny Daughter, the floor, wall, and mirror apparently knew ye quite well. Rest in peace.