A More Realistic Holiday Newsletter 2025

In 2014 I started writing Realistic Holiday Newsletters to counteract some of the wonderful, rosy, bragging newsletters where everybody is president of their company and created cold fusion. The realistic newsletters are simply for fun and a laugh. And with that, here we go! LUKE put on his running shoes and is fleeing from all of his Bishop and church responsibilities. … Read More

2022’s More Realistic Holiday Newsletter!

In 2014, after reading a slew of too-perfect family updates, I started writing more realistic holiday newsletters. Let’s sum up 2022! Here we go! LUKE ran a Ragnar in Arizona, went to a Mongolian throat-singing concert, and to Cancun for a vacation with his entire extended family. He caught Covid in Cancun and was relegated to the isolation hotel for … Read More

A More Realistic Holiday Newsletter 2018!

In 2014 I started writing Realistic Holiday Newsletters to counteract some of the wonderful-yet-eye-stabbing newsletters that sometimes make us want to drown ourselves in vats of toxic waste. The realistic newsletters are simply for fun and a laugh. And with that, here we go! In 2018, our house became possessed and tried to kill us. It flooded twice, we had … Read More

Mrs. Stabby and a Giveaway!

Happy New Year, my friends! I hope your holidays were fun and that you achieve your dreams this year. I have wonderful news! Not only is my debut novel, Nameless, coming out at the end of this month (EEEEEE!) but Apocalyptic Montessa and Nuclear Lulu: A Tale of Atomic Love won the Reddit Stabby Award for Best Short Fiction of … Read More