In 2014 I started writing Realistic Holiday Newsletters to counteract some of the wonderful-yet-eye-stabbing newsletters that sometimes make us want to drown ourselves in vats of toxic waste. The realistic newsletters are simply for fun and a laugh. And with that, here we go! In 2018, our house became possessed and tried to kill us. It flooded twice, we had … Read More
Carl Alves asked me some pretty cool questions in this interview, including “What was it like nearly getting killed by a scorpion?” I’ll admit that I laughed out loud when I read that! If you have a few minutes, why don’t you swing by and see why a scorpion had me scratching a bag of friendly grout behind the ears. … Read More
Or in my backyard, if we’re going to be more exact. Perhaps a few of you know that a bark scorpion stung me and sent me to the ER a few weeks ago. I had a healthy respect for them before, but now I know exactly how deadly they can be. Which makes this blacklight scorpion hunt even more terrifying. … Read More
I had never seen a scorpion here until the last two years. Suddenly they’re everywhere! They’re very venomous, and I hate them.