I received the best phone call yesterday from my friend Robert Duperre. Robby D. started the phone call with wild laughter and the words, “I challenge you!” This, naturally, caught my attention. Robby D. proposes this: we’ll both finish our novels by April 1st. He has 75,000 words to rewrite and about 25,000 new words to write. I have about … Read More
Wombats Will Rule The Wooooooorld!
See that pair of man feet in the header? That’s my friend Mason. By now, if you read this rather hysterical post that he wrote, you know that he and I entered a flash fiction contest for the Las Vegas Book Festival. We talked smack, swaggered around, and totally vowed to out-write each other. So what happens? We tied for … Read More
Writing You On The Sly
Guess what? I’m actually posting this blog while in the middle of a writing contest! That’s right; I’m writing you surreptitiously! I am one of about 20 contestants participating in the Las Vegas Book Festival Flash Fiction Contest. We were given 90 minutes to write a story based on a Super Sekrit prompt that was given to us right when it was … Read More
Shock Totem’s First Writing Contest!
So Shock Totem is having it’s first writing contest, and I’m in charge. Bwa ha ha ha! Here are the official rules: The Official Shock Totem Flash Contest Rules Hey cats. We’re kicking off our first Shock Totem Writing Contest. It’s going to be a monthly thing, and here are the official rules. 1. The stories will be posted on … Read More
The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Go Head To Head
See this pretty girl? Her name is Harley, but we call her War. I’m going to kick her butt, and then she’s going to wear stripper shoes and sing Rent’s “Out Tonight.” I’ll post it here on my blog. You’re welcome. Follow her on Twitter. She says delightfully salacious things and we snicker a lot. I absolutely adore this beauty. See … Read More
So I Won Some Chocolate!
And I cannot tell you how excited I am! The very charming Eisley Jacobs ran a contest on her blog, and there are some really sweet and heartwarming comments on there. You can check it out here. Also, once upon a time Kurt Newton and I had a writing challenge going on, and I emerged the victor. As a consequence, he … Read More